Minnie moocher

here's a story 'bout Minnie the Moocher

She was a red hot hoochie-coocher

She was the roughest, toughest frail

But Minnie had a heart as big as a whale

Ho-dee-ho-dee-ho (ho-dee-ho-dee-ho)

Hi-dee-hi-dee-hi (hi-dee-hi-dee-hi)

Hey-dee-hey-dee-hey-dee-hey (hey-dee-hey-dee-hey-dee-hey)

Ho-dee-ho-dee-ho-dee-ho (ho-dee-ho-dee-ho-dee-heo)

She messed around with a bloke named Smokey

She loved him though he was cokey

He took her down to Chinatown

And he showed her how to kick the gong around

Hey-dee-hey-dee-hey (hey-dee-hey-dee)

Oi-yee-oi, oi-yee-oi (oi-yee-oi, oi-yee-oi)

Ai-yeah-ai, yeah-yeah (ai-yeah-ai, yeah-yeah)

Whoa (whoa)

She had a dream about the king of Sweden

He gave her things that she was needin'

He gave her a home built of gold and steel

A diamond car, with the platinum wheels

Hi-dee-hi-dee-hi-dee-hi (hi-dee-hi-dee-hi-dee-hi)

Hey-dee-hey-dee-hey-dee-hey (hey-dee-hey-dee-hey-dee-hey)

Hee-dee-hee-dee-hee-dee-hee (hee-dee-hee-dee-hee-dee-hee)

Whoa (whoa)

He gave her his townhouse and his racing horses

Each meal she ate was a dozen courses

She had a million dollars worth of nickels and dimes

She sat around and counted them all a million times

Hi-dee-hi-dee-hi (hi-dee-hi-dee-hi)

Ooh (ooh)

Yeah (yeah)

Whoa (whoa)

My poor Min, poor Min, my poor Min