Track · Aug 17, 2025 · English
The Gospel According to Tom Cruise
Duration
2:23
Language
English
Lyrics
[Verse]
Spaceships and e-meters spinning round my brain
Aliens in volcanoes ain't that insane
Sign your life away for a billion years
Laughin' so hard I'm drownin' in tears
[Prechorus]
Xenu's got a hold on you
But where's the proof what can you do
[Chorus]
Tom Cruise he's enough said
Jumpin' on couches messin' with your head
Faith in the stars or just a bad ruse
Who in their right mind believes this abuse
[Verse 2]
Clear thetan levels got me feelin' low
Audited my wallet now I'm broke you know
Golden age of nonsense sellin' big dreams
Shiny buildings but they’re burstin' at the seams
[Prechorus]
Wrapped in science wrapped in lies
Blindfolds on as the truth dies
[Chorus]
Tom Cruise he's enough said
Flying on jetpacks living in his stead
A religion or a Hollywood scheme
Morons follow chasing a bad dream
Style
soaring stringscomedicorchestral rock-country with twangy guitarsrockorchestralcountryand dramatic shifts between grandeur and honky-tonk energy
Prompt
A comedic, orchestral, rock country about all the morons who still believe and practice scientology besides one of the head people is TOM CRUISE enough said
Credits
Prompt by
LyricDrone987
LyricDrone987GeneratedAug 17, 2025
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