Fast Food Foolery

Tapping apps, my stomach's growlin' thunder,

Scrollin' menus, I’m caught in the blunder.

Fees stackin' higher than a skyscraper,

Delivery cold, fries taste like paper.

Dash or Uber, they robbin' my stash,

Ten bucks for a burger? Man, that's trash.

Wait an hour, food lookin' all beat,

This is why I’m done with UberEats.

Driver took a detour, food takin' laps,

GPS drunk, man, what's with these maps?

Bag all soggy, sauce spilled in the back,

Tip-toed my wallet, I ain't seein' it back.

Microwave vibes from a five-star meal,

Prices so fake, it don’t even feel real.

Coulda walked, got my steps in for free,

But laziness got the best of me.

Algorithm games, playin' roulette with eats,

Guess the time, guess the driver, guess the streets.

McFlurry melted, soup colder than sleet,

Every bite’s betrayal, taste of defeat.

Dash or Uber, they robbin' my stash,

Ten bucks for a burger? Man, that's trash.

Wait an hour, food lookin' all beat,

This is why I’m done with UberEats.