UGLY crying again

[UGLY CRYING] (Goodbye)

You said it’s cool, just a "see you later,"

But your mascara’s staging a mutiny.

(Sigh) I’m not dead—just moved next door,

Yet here you go… Niagara Falls on me.

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Oh great, now you’re ugly crying again.

(Shut up.)

This ain’t goodbye—now I’ve got secondhand tears.

(Great—now we’re ugly crying again.)

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This ain’t goodbye, just a pit stop!

I was gone for a second—

Now you’re ugly crying again.

(You cried and cried and cried…)

(Shut UP!)

Now you’re ugly crying again.

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Now you acting like you gonna miss me— Back then it was World War 3. Tried to hug you, you choke-slammed me, Now my heart’s in a chokehold, sweet irony. (Don’t make that face again…)

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Oh great, now you’re ugly crying again.

(Shut up.)

This ain’t goodbye—now I’ve got secondhand tears.

(Great—now we’re ugly crying again.)

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This ain’t goodbye, just a pit stop!

I was gone for a second—

Now you’re ugly crying again.

(You cried and cried and cried…)

(Shut UP!)

Now you’re ugly crying again.

Every goodbye just makes the “hi” hit deeper,

Tears hit the floor, but the hugs hit sweeter.

You say “forever” like it’s some kinda curse,

But I’d take your worst if it means I get your first.

Ugly cry, but I’m grinnin’ through the blur—

'Cause real ones leave, but they always return.

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I think I caught something contagious—

It leaks, it drips, it floods the group chat.

Kleenex better send me a brand deal,

‘Cause I’m sick and tired…

ACHOOSE you!

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This ain’t goodbye, just a pit stop!

I was gone for a second—

Now you’re ugly crying again.

(You cried and cried and cried…)

(SHUT UP!)

Now you’re ugly crying again.

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[ female voice 1] Jason, you got your mascara on my shirt!

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"For the record, I don’t even wear mascara—"

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"You know that’s a lie. Save your tears for the needy."

"Please. Y’all are just thirsty."

"No amount of tears will quench your thirsty little asses."

(SHUT UP!)

(…Now you’re ugly crying again.)