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[Intro – airy, glitchy synths]
Ohhh—wait, what?!
Yeah, yeah, yeah—uh... what the—
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[Verse 1]
Woke up in glitter, who's he in my mirror?
Lipstick note says “Call me later”
Uber receipt to “Heaven’s Gate”
And a voice memo that just says “Wait”
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[Pre-Chorus]
Brain’s on dial-up, can't connect
Reality bounced—what comes next?
I said, “Hi” to a parking cone
Now I think it's saved in my phone
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[Chorus]
The fuck just happened?! (Oh-ohh!)
Who pressed play on the chaos scene?
I blinked twice—now I’m wearing neon wings
The fuck just happened?! (Yeah-yeahh!)
Was that my voice on the news last night?
Or a deepfake fight with my own spotlight?
The fuuuuck... just... happened?!
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[Verse 2]
My texts say “You slayed the moon”
And there’s glitter in my shampoo
Did I cry? Did I vibe?
Did I propose or just go live?!
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[Pre-Chorus]
Time’s melting like bubble gum
Danced on a table, called someone “Mum”
Got a tattoo that just says “Yes”
Even Siri’s like: Girl, you a mess
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[Chorus]
The fuck just happened?! (Ohhh yeah!)
I might’ve joined a flash mob kiss
Or unlocked a level of the Matrix twist
The fuck just happened?! (Ahh-uh!)
Did I host a game show in my sleep?
Or seduce the moon and ghost the week?!
The fuuuuck... just... happened?!
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[Bridge – spoken, autotuned whispers]
“Okay, there were glow sticks, fake wings,
A goat in a tuxedo…
And I swear I was fluent in French for 4 minutes straight.”
[Break – ad-libs and synth beat drops]
Oh-oh-ohhh! What did I do?!
Ahh-ahh—New tattoo?!
Yeah-yeah-yeahhh—Was it me or AI?
(Woah!) I don’t even question why!
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[Final Chorus – bigger drop, glitched vocals]
The fuck just happened?! (Woah-oh!)
Was that real or a VR dream?
I blinked and I'm trending as a meme
The fuck just happened?! (Yeaaah!)
Someone said, “You started a cult,”
And I just winked like it’s not my fault
The fuuuuck... just... happened?!
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[Outro – soft, dreamy glitch]
(whispers)
Maybe I’m fine… maybe I snapped…
Either way—catch me in the recap...
Ohhh… just happened…
Dayzzz
