Fungly Bonnie

Verse 1

Bonnie rolled in from Louisiana rain

Talkin’ real sweet but playin’ dirty games

Flat little nose pointed up at the sky

Crazy eyebrows lookin’ ready to fight

She strutted in loud like she owned the night

Cheap red lipstick and leopard print tights

Bless-your-heart with that side-eye stare

Like drama follows her everywhere

Pre-Chorus

She paints herself gold but the truth don’t lie

Pretty on the outside can’t fix ugly inside

Chorus

Hey Fugly Bonnie, why you so mean?

Talkin’ that smoke while causin’ a scene

High heels clickin’ like a warning sign

Jealousy drippin’ with your boxed red wine

Louisiana fire and a tongue so sharp

Leavin’ little bruises on everybody’s heart

Yeah beauty fades and gossip gets lonely

Everybody knows a Fugly Bonnie

Verse 2

Crazy eyebrows jump every time she lies

Can’t hide the envy behind those eyes

Collects old secrets like dollar store rings

Builds herself up by breakin’ nice things

Flat nose high while she judges the room

Carryin’ bitterness like cheap perfume

She’ll smile for the photo, cry for the crowd

Play the victim soft, then judge real loud

Bridge

I ain’t sayin’ angels walk this earth

But kindness sure adds a little worth

And every queen don’t need a throne

The strongest hearts stand on their own

Final Chorus

Hey Fugly Bonnie, hear this song

Maybe deep down you been hurt too long

Maybe all that fire is coverin’ scars

Still doesn’t give you the right to leave marks

So here’s to healing, if you ever want it

Instead of livin’ bitter and haunted

Cause the saddest thing in this whole story

Ain’t lookin’ rough — it’s missin’ your glory.