Its a sunny afternoon
My hair is silky smooth
My friends pressured me to cut it
I walked in the barbershop
A Blanket laid on the floor
It was filled with hair
The barber said to lie down
I hesitantly laid down
The barber wrapped me into a burrito
The hair inside was ticklelish
I couldnt move
The barber picked me up with ease
Put me on the barber chair
He tied me up,strapped me
Duct taped me up
Now theres no escape at all
The barber held the clippers
The buzzing filled the air
I muffled "AHHHHH"
The barber shaved me to my scalp
No guard at all
Next he used shaving cream and than a razor
I was now fully bald
The barber moved picked up the chair
Me still on it
Put it outside for everyone to see
I was humiliated