Kher! Kher! — clean the kher!
House! House! — clean the house!
Pani! Pani! — where’s the pani?
Water! Water! — NOT THE KETTLE, JANIE!
Drom! Drom! — clear the drom!
Road! Road! — MOVE THAT PRAM!
Ker! Ker! — ker it quick!
Do it! Do it! — don’t just sit!
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⚡ CHORUS
Kher-kher, ker-ker, jekh-dou-trin!
Clean it out and clean it in!
Pani, phuv, purano rag!
Water, floor — where’s my rag?!
Baxt! Baxt! — bring me luck!
I need luck — the toilet’s fucked!
Drom-drom, jekh-dui, trei!
Sweep it, wipe it, PUT IT AWAY!
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“Phen!” — my sister!
“Come and clean!”
“Phral!” — my brother!
“YOU CLEAN THE COVER!”
“Chav!” — child!
“Pick that up!”
“Na!” — NO!
“YES — PICK IT UP!”
“Manus!” — person!
“Who left this here?”
“Na džanav!” — I don’t know!
Funny NOBODY EVER KNOWS!
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⚡ RAP
Jekh, duj, trin — sweep it in,
Štar, panj — where’s the bin?
Šov, efta — mop the floor,
Oxto, enja — WHAT’S THAT FOR?!
Kher! Kher! — kher is chaos!
Pani! Pani! — someone spray us!
Drom! Drom! — clear the hall!
Baxt! Baxt! — DON’T TRIP AND FALL!
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Do you know where the mop has gone?
Na!
Do you know who left the crumbs?
Na!
Do you know who made that mess?
Na!
WHO KNOWS?!
Na džanav!
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🔥 FINAL CHORUS
Kher-kher, ker-ker, clean it fast!
Sweep that rubbish, make it last!
Pani on the rag, rag on the floor,
Clean that kher till you can’t clean no more!
Baxt! Baxt! — lucky me!
The bloody kitchen’s finally clean!
Jekh! Duj! Trin! — DONE!
…until the kids come in.
KHER! KHER!
OH, FOR FUCK’S SAKE—START AGAIN!