Don't Hit The Baby!

Don't hit the baby

I beg you

Don't hit the baby

You can hit the old lady....

but mister

Don't hit the baby..,.

I just got my license

I'm still learning to drive

Don't do so well in the city

so I stay on I-5

Seneca Street to Seattle

Exit 165

slow down for construction

But my wife Esmeralda

Shouts out these words....

to my surprise

she screams:

Don't hit the baby!

so I start to slow down

pedestrians crossing

everywhere in this town!

Don't hit the baby!

I beg you

Don't hit the baby!

you can hit the old lady

But please

Don't hit the baby!

Well I miss the old lady

and her baby is safe

but more women and children

they cross without looking

down by Pike Place

My wife screams:

Don't Hit the baby!

And I know the drill....

A car's like a weapon

and if you don't pay attention

it can kill

Don't Hit the Baby!

Watch out! and don't hit the baby!

You can hit the old lady....

But please

Don't hit the baby!

I've been driving for years now

And I try to stay safe

And I drive really slow

because life's not a race

remember: Don't hit the baby!

Four words that ring true!

And please don't hit the lady

plan on them

not seeing you.

Don't hit the baby

Oh mister

Don't hit the baby!

Don't hit the old lady...

I beg you

Don't hit the baby

Don't hit the baby

Oh mister

Don't hit the lady

And always drive safely

Remember...

Don't

hit

the

baby.