[Verse]
She stirs the cauldron with a wobbly stick
Whispers the words but they never quite click
Eye of newt—oops
That's a carrot again
Her spells are a mess
They're a 3-star Yelp trend
[Prechorus]
She chants
She sways
She spins around
But every spell just hits the ground
[Chorus]
Boom goes the broom
It flies into a wall
Zap goes the cat
Now it’s six feet tall
Poof
What a goof
She can’t get it right
This witch turns midnight into a comedy night
[Verse 2]
She tried to make gold but she got moldy bread
Turned her crush into a loaf instead
Her crystal ball cracked and started to smoke
This magical life? It's a practical joke
[Prechorus]
She waves her wand
She shouts with glee
But her spells scream "Oops
Not meant to be!"
[Chorus]
Boom goes the broom
It flies into a wall
Zap goes the cat
Now it’s six feet tall
Poof
What a goof
She can’t get it right
This witch turns midnight into a comedy night