

Prompt / Lyrics
[Verse 1] Saved all year For that big screen dream Thought I’d watch my heroes Paint my Sundays green But that box lit up Pink glitter rain Some cartoon cat dancin’ On my football grave [Chorus] Gabby cat stole my Sundays Stole my whiskey and my chair Got a tea party in my end zone Plastic crowns on my despair (yeah) I’m screamin’ at a cartoon Like it’s fourth and inches flat God help this broken father Bought a TV for a cat [Verse 2] Remote in my hand But I don’t dare click ‘Cause three little judges Gonna throw a fit so quick “I want Gabby’s room!” They chant like a curse I’m outnumbered Outgunned And that theme song makes it worse [Chorus] Gabby cat stole my Sundays Stole my whiskey and my chair Got a tea party in my end zone Plastic crowns on my despair I’m yellin’ at the ceiling Ask the Lord where my game’s at He just shrugs through the speakers Says “Son Be quiet for the cat” [Bridge] [Violin snarls under spoken word] One day they’ll be grown Too cool for that show I’ll have all the channels Nothin’ left but echoes So I bite my tongue Let that cat sing through Trade my first down glory For a front row seat on you (yeah) [Chorus] Gabby cat stole my Sundays But she gave me somethin’ back Little heads on my shoulder Tiny feet in my lap I’m cussin’ at that jingle While my heart goes soft and cracked Yeah I’d burn my whole damn playbook For one more game with that cat [Outro] [Violin bends into a bitter-sweet wail] Turn up the show Turn down my pride Real toughest man in town Got beat by the kids at his side (hey)
Tags
Funny, Modern outlaw Country, very angry song, deep raspy baritone, emotional vocals, angry vocals, acoustic, bass
3:28
No
1/28/2026