Krampus Gave Me A Gun

[INTRO – Dark, glitchy]

*szzzt*— *snow cracks*… (crack!)
*Chains drag*… (clank—clank!)
A shadow crawls from the chimney…
“Kid… you ready?”
I brought you a gift.
(DROP IT!)

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[Verse 1 –Fast]

Hooves on the roof—CLACK!—midnight split
(GO!)
Krampus popped out with a fire-lit grin
(HAH!)
Bag full of curses, chains that hit
(CLANG!)
Said, “Kid, you wicked—here’s your abyssal blick.”
(TAKE IT!)

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[PRE-CHORUS – Quick + rising]

Red light buzzin’—bzzzt!—heart shifts quick
(UP—UP!)
Shadow in my hands startin’ to twitch
(MOVE!)
Krampus said, “Aim high—make the world glitch.”
(GLITCH IT!)

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[CHORUS – Hard + quick]

🔥 Krampus gave me a blicky for Christmas
(YEAH!)
Doom-core relic when the barrel hisses
(ssss—POP!)
One blast—reality glitches
(GLITCH—GLITCH!)
Night turns black when the void light hits us
(HIT ‘EM!)

⚡️ Krampus gave me a blicky for Christmas
(UNHOLY!)
Dark-myth tech with a cosmic sickness
(ill—ILL!)
He said, “Raise hell, kid, handle business.”
Now I’m crowned king of chaotic mischief
(KING!)

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[Verse 2 – Faster]

Santa swerves off course—SKRRR!—no joke
(RUN!)
Reindeer bolt when the air turns smoke
(GONE!)
I fire one shot—stars bend, broke
(BREAK!)
Krampus laughs deep like, “That’s my folk.”
(HA-HAH!)

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[PRE-CHORUS 2 – Fast build]

Energy rising—vvvrrrmt—cosmic shift
(UP—UP!)
Runes on the grip start sparking quick
(SPARK!)
Krampus said, “Let chaos bless this gift.”
(BLESS IT!)

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[FINAL CHORUS – Even quicker]

🔥 Krampus gave me a blicky for Christmas
(BLAST!)
Snow melts black—winter goes vicious
(BOIL!)
Magic in the grip, cursed and cryptic
(HISS!)
Holiday flips to a dark solstice
(FLIP IT!)

⚡️ Krampus gave me a blicky for Christmas
(BANG!)
World goes wild when the runes start twisting
(TWIST—TWIST!)
Say your prayers, but they won’t fix this
Krampus made me prince of the wicked
(PRINCE!)

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[OUTRO – Heavy, demonic fade]

szzzzttt… shutting down…
Snow turns to smoke…
Krampus whispers:
“Next year… bigger gifts.”
CUT.

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