ZERO PLANS TODAY
Verse 1:
Woke up, sunlight in my eyes
Alarm clock yelling, I hit it five times
Phone keeps buzzing but I let it sing
Today I ain’t doin’ a single thing
Got cereal in a coffee cup
Socks don’t match but I don’t care much
World can wait, I’m off the grid
If responsibility calls, tell it “who dis?”
Pre-Chorus:
I got nowhere to be
And that’s perfect for me
Chorus:
Today I got zero plans, zero plans
Stretching on the couch in my pajama pants
No emails, no group chats
Just me and my snacks, yeah imagine that
I’m in my chill zone, phone on airplane
Living like a king of the slow lane
If you need me, you can try again
But today I got zero plans
Verse 2:
Hair doing whatever it wants
Mirror said “wow”… I said “don’t”
Pizza box throne, remote in hand
This is my kingdom, yes I can
Doorbell rings — I freeze like a spy
If I don’t move, they’ll pass me by
I’m in stealth mode, ninja style
Dodging all effort for a while
Pre-Chorus:
I got nowhere to be
And that’s luxury
Chorus:
Today I got zero plans, zero plans
Moonwalking slow to the kitchen dance
No pressure, no demands
Just me time written in the sands
I’m in my chill zone, max relax
World keeps spinning, I ain’t spinning back
If tomorrow comes, we’ll see it then
But today I got zero plans
Bridge:
Don’t need shoes, don’t need style
Bedhead rocking it wild
Microwave concert for one
Living my best “do nothing” run
Final Chorus:
Zero plans, zero plans
Clapping offbeat with both my hands
No meetings, no big schemes
Just big lazy energy dreams
I’m in my chill zone, don’t disturb
Resting like it’s an Olympic sport
If hustle calls, I’ll say “not when”
’Cause today I got zero plans
