Zero plans today

ZERO PLANS TODAY

Verse 1:

Woke up, sunlight in my eyes

Alarm clock yelling, I hit it five times

Phone keeps buzzing but I let it sing

Today I ain’t doin’ a single thing

Got cereal in a coffee cup

Socks don’t match but I don’t care much

World can wait, I’m off the grid

If responsibility calls, tell it “who dis?”

Pre-Chorus:

I got nowhere to be

And that’s perfect for me

Chorus:

Today I got zero plans, zero plans

Stretching on the couch in my pajama pants

No emails, no group chats

Just me and my snacks, yeah imagine that

I’m in my chill zone, phone on airplane

Living like a king of the slow lane

If you need me, you can try again

But today I got zero plans

Verse 2:

Hair doing whatever it wants

Mirror said “wow”… I said “don’t”

Pizza box throne, remote in hand

This is my kingdom, yes I can

Doorbell rings — I freeze like a spy

If I don’t move, they’ll pass me by

I’m in stealth mode, ninja style

Dodging all effort for a while

Pre-Chorus:

I got nowhere to be

And that’s luxury

Chorus:

Today I got zero plans, zero plans

Moonwalking slow to the kitchen dance

No pressure, no demands

Just me time written in the sands

I’m in my chill zone, max relax

World keeps spinning, I ain’t spinning back

If tomorrow comes, we’ll see it then

But today I got zero plans

Bridge:

Don’t need shoes, don’t need style

Bedhead rocking it wild

Microwave concert for one

Living my best “do nothing” run

Final Chorus:

Zero plans, zero plans

Clapping offbeat with both my hands

No meetings, no big schemes

Just big lazy energy dreams

I’m in my chill zone, don’t disturb

Resting like it’s an Olympic sport

If hustle calls, I’ll say “not when”

’Cause today I got zero plans