

Prompt / Lyrics
(Intro) El vato pato is a very good friend of mine El vato pato scored in the nick of time El vato pato let me tell you a tale About el vato pato, the duck that never failed (Verse 1) He came into town not looking for trouble But his eyes locked onto a double bubble The cheeks were clapping He got to quacking So excited his wings were smacking (Chorus 1) El vato pato is a very good friend of mine El vato pato scored in the nick of time El vato pato let me tell you a tale About el vato pato, the duck that never failed (Verse 2) So this little duck was down to fuck And that pretty little lady said you’re in luck I got a big ‘ol house and no one’s home You can give me a very special duckling bone (Chorus 2) El vato pato is a very good friend of mine El vato pato scored in the nick of time El vato pato let me tell you a tale About el vato pato, the duck that never failed (Verse 3) They got in the house feathers were flying Vato dove right in but he could sense she was lying Suddenly two huge men jumped out of nowhere They were hunters trying to catch a duck so rare (Bridge) El Vato Pato didn’t back down from the fight He beat up those hunters with all his Vato might Looked at the girl with scorn in his eyes She cried and cried because she set up the one and only guuuuuuy named (Chorus 3) El vato pato is a very good friend of mine El vato pato scored in the nick of time El vato pato let me tell you a tale About el vato pato, the duck that never failed Outro Quack quack mother fucker Hes not just any duck He’s El Vato Pato The one The only The infamous The duck, the myth, the legend EL VATO PATO
Tags
Ska
3:14
No
4/17/2026