Christmas Chaos

(Verse 1)

Snowflakes fallin", carols callin", presents wrapped with glee

Tiny baby, holy gravy, what a crazy spree!

We stuff our faces, in all the places, with turkey, ham, and pie

While Santa"s sleigh, flies far away, across the midnight sky!

(Chorus)

Oh, Christmas chaos, what a glorious mess!

Reindeer flyin", presents cryin", it"s pure blessed madness!

We sing off-key, with such ecstasy, of a baby in a stall

It"s wonderfully weird, beyond all words, a joyful, silly brawl!

(Verse 2)

We deck the halls, with tinsel balls, and lights that twinkle bright

A tiny babe, in a manger laid, bathed in holy light.

We drink and cheer, year after year, this festive, funny game

Of giving gifts, to family shifts, and calling out each name!

(Chorus)

Oh, Christmas chaos, what a glorious mess!

Reindeer flyin", presents cryin", it"s pure blessed madness!

We sing off-key, with such ecstasy, of a baby in a stall

It"s wonderfully weird, beyond all words, a joyful, silly brawl!

(Verse 3)

So raise a glass, to Christmas past, and to the years to be

With all its quirks, and silly works, of festive revelry!

Let"s laugh and sing, and joy we"ll bring, to this absurd delight

A Christmas story, full of glory, both wondrous and quite right!

(Chorus)

Oh, Christmas chaos, what a glorious mess!

Reindeer flyin", presents cryin", it"s pure blessed madness!

We sing off-key, with such ecstasy, of a baby in a stall

It"s wonderfully weird, beyond all words, a joyful, silly brawl!