Title: White Mountain Nympho (Phaedra’s Fire)
(Verse 1)
Up in them New Hampshire pines she learned real young
Two older boys, brothers, taught her how it’s done
She’d tease ‘em slow in the hayloft shadows, barely seventeen
Had ‘em both beggin’, shakin’, blowin’ before they got it in
She laughed like the devil when they’d lose control
Little blonde hurricane with a devil-may-care soul
(Chorus)
She’s a White Mountain nympho, wild as the wind
Can’t get enough, Lord, she wears a man thin
Them brown eyes flash like a backwoods sin
And when she rides this Alabama boy she damn near does me in
That tight little body takes every inch I got
Screamin’ my name till the headboard’s shot
Yeah, Phaedra’s a nympho, and I’m her favorite vice
She’ll drain you dry and still want it twice
(Verse 2)
She crossed that Mason-Dixon just to taste some Southern heat
Text me from the county line: “Boy, bring that Dixie meat”
First night in my truck bed under Alabama stars
She climbed on top, took it all, left claw marks and scars
Said them northern boys never filled her up right
But this country man’s swingin’ heavy all damn night
(Chorus)
She’s a White Mountain nympho, wild as the wind
Swears she’s addicted to the way I wear her out again
Backseat, hay barn, tailgate—don’t matter where we park
She’s howlin’ at the moon, ridin’ me till it’s light, not dark
I’m hung like a Georgia mule and she can’t get enough
Beggin’ “harder, baby, wreck me with that rebel love”
Yeah, Phaedra’s a nympho, my little mountain queen
Best damn trouble I ever seen
(Bridge – half-spoken, low and dirty)
She still brags about them brothers up north
How she’d edge ‘em till they’d bust on the porch
But she moans in my ear, “Baby, you’re the only one
That big Alabama iron ever makes me come undone”
(Final Chorus – big and rowdy)
She’s a White Mountain nympho, my blue-eyed sin
Every time I’m in too deep she pulls me back again
From Franconia Notch to this old farm road
She’s screamin’ my name in a full-on overload
I’m prayin’ for mercy, but Lord, I ain’t complainin’
Phaedra’s little body got my soul chained
Yeah, she’s a White Mountain nympho
And this Alabama man’s proud to keep her comin’ back for more
(Outro – slow, steel guitar weepin’)
Phaedra, darlin’…
You done ruined every other woman for me.
Keep them mountains snowy, baby.
I’ll keep this fire stoked down south.
BigMac19
