(Spanish flamenco guitar intro)
(Marching drumline joins in)
MOONSTONE!
OPAL!
LABRADORITE!
QUARTZ!
CARNELIAN!
MALACHITE!
LARIMAR!
GET LOW!
BREAK IT DOWN!
SHAKE THAT TRAILER!
OHHHH... KURRRRR!
TEXAS... MAKE SOME NOISE!
SON OF A BISCUIT EATER!
(Verse)
Well Joel's fifty-one,
But you'd never know.
The Diva jumps on TikTok...
Now watch him get low.
Selling gemstones,
Faceted gems.
If it sparkles in the light...
He's probably got ten.
Daniel's wrapping gemstones,
Turning stone to art.
The Gemstone Cowboy
Puts his soul in every part.
Solar-powered trailer,
Texas through and through.
Earthy Vibes is rocking—
Y'all know what to do!
(Pre-Chorus)
If the music starts...
Y'all clear some room.
Joel's about to break it down...
Like only The Diva can do!
(Chorus)
EARTHY VIBES!
Look at that Diva go!
Shake it to the left...
Now get real low!
Break it down!
Hype the crowd!
Everybody sing it loud!
Joel gets the party started...
Daniel wraps the stones.
Earthy Vibes is where
Everybody feels at home!
(Verse)
Lily's running quality control.
Daisee steals the show.
Reynaldo judges everybody...
Like he already knows.
Sly Dog starts the trouble.
Stewqueerity's on patrol.
Dog Dad Joel
Keeps saving every soul.
Leslie's in the background...
Keeping the whole show rolling!
If a pup needs saving,
Or a beat needs to break down...
Between Joel and Daniel...
You know who wears the crown!
(Bridge)
Safe Space...
Everybody's welcome here.
Gemstones...
Faceted...
Copper beads...
Good vibes and cheer.
The Gemstone Cowboy
Wraps every stone just right.
The Diva drops it way too low...
To everyone's delight!
(Final Chorus)
EARTHY VIBES!
Look at Joel go!
Fifty-one years young...
Still stealing the show!
Daniel wraps the gemstones.
Joel gets down low.
Earthy Vibes is rocking...
Every single show!
Texas proud...
Solar powered...
Dogs are barking...
Crowd gets louder!
MOONSTONE!
OPAL!
LABRADORITE!
EARTHY VIBES!!
See y'all live tomorrow!
SON OF A BISCUIT EATER!!
