[Verse]
Channel surf, the clowns rehearse,
Talking heads spin, bubble words burst.
Clickbait baitin’, the scroll is cursed,
News on shuffle, truth reversed.
Gibber gabber, jabber jaws,
Breaking news with broken laws.
Static crackle, signal pause,
Truth’s Houdini, lost in the sauce.
[Prechorus]
They yell, they scream, they fake a scene,
Drama’s the king, the crown obscene.
[Chorus]
Gibberish circus, spin the ring,
Life on mute, the headlines sing.
Reason for life? They don’t even try,
Talk show smoke, no why, just why.
[Verse 2]
Reality’s script, a parody flip,
Lip sync chaos, logic’s eclipse.
Newsroom’s stage, where truth’s a trip,
Facts tap-dance, then double dip.
Talk show panels, echo halls,
Empty brains, applause installs.
Shiny veneers, wisdom stalls,
Clowns in suits, juggle their calls.