[Verse]
Under the bed it goes away
Behind the couch it’s gonna stay
In the closet
On the top shelf high
My secret stash
My sweet alibi
[Chorus]
Don’t touch my Dr Pepper
No no no
It’s my lifeline
Don’t you know
Bubbles fizzin’ in my veins
Keeps me sane
Keeps me sane
[Verse 2]
Cans stacked up like guilty dreams
Dark and sweet
My liquid schemes
You want a sip? Well not today
It’s mine all mine
Back away
[Prechorus]
Call it a crutch
Call it a need
I call it love
I call it creed
[Chorus]
Don’t touch my Dr Pepper
No no no
It’s my lifeline
Don’t you know
Bubbles fizzin’ in my veins
Keeps me sane
Keeps me sane
[Bridge]
Hide it here
Hide it there
Under the table
Under the chair
A treasure map
A soda trail
Guarded like a holy grail