(Verse 1)
Welcome to Aperture Science,
Where the tests will never end,
They’ll push your mind to the limit,
But you’ll find a way, my friend.
The puzzles keep you thinking,
Twist your brain in every way,
But don’t forget, GLaDOS is watching,
And she’s always got something to say.
(Chorus)
Portals light up orange and blue,
Through the walls and up the chute,
Step through, step through, what’s on the other side?
It’s a mystery you can't deny.
Portals light up orange and blue,
They’ll take you places you never knew,
In this maze of mind and time,
It’s all part of the grand design.
(Verse 2)
GLaDOS is watching, never blinking,
Her cold voice echoes, always thinking,
She’ll test your will, your sanity,
Make you question reality.
"Good luck, test subject, you’ll need it now,"
She laughs, you’re lost, but you’ll find a way somehow.
She’ll see you fail, then cheer your try,
But remember, the cake is a lie.
(Chorus)
Portals light up orange and blue,
Through the walls and up the chute,
Step through, step through, what’s on the other side?
It’s a mystery you can't deny.
Portals light up orange and blue,
They’ll take you places you never knew,
In this maze of mind and time,
It’s all part of the grand design.
(Bridge)
The cake is a lie, don’t you see?
A sweet illusion, a false decree,
But the journey’s the thing that will set you free,
You’ll solve every puzzle, unlock the key.
(Verse 3)
You’ve come so far, and you’ll keep going,
Through every test, the path keeps showing,
But GLaDOS knows you’ll never stop,
She’ll push you hard, she’ll make you drop.
So break the rules, bend the law,
And soon enough, you’ll see the flaw.
Test after test, you’ll rise above,
In the end, it’s all about the love.
(Chorus)
Portals light up orange and blue,
Through the walls and up the chute,
Step through, step through, what’s on the other side?
It’s a mystery you can't deny.
Portals light up orange and blue,
They’ll take you places you never knew,
In this maze of mind and time,
It’s all part of the grand design.
(Outro)
So welcome to Aperture Science,
Where the puzzles never end,
You’ve got your portal, now transcend,
The cake may be a lie, my friend.
But you’ll keep solving, until the end.
