Sandals Jamaica

(Steel drums)

Oh o oh o oh

Ya ya no uh o oh

( steel drums )

Come on boys!

De dum de dum de da da

Come on boys!

Do dum be bom bump

De boys are off on another adventure

De dum doh

Take off dem trousers

Ooo yoo ooo yoo

Slip on dem sandals

Oo yoo oo ya

Ryan groom checks the boys into the luxury resort

Ya ya be boom boop

Sandals Jamaica

“ a tropical paradise for boyz”

Ooo yo yo

(Steel drums )

Playing on the beach all day

Ahh yeah

But these boyz are gay

Oooooh no

Dee dum de dum

Coconut rum

Banana boats

Red stripe beer

These boys are queer

Ooooo yaaaa

Dum de dum

Ok now boys

Manager say

You boys can’t be here and be gay

Bum be bum

This is a sacred resort for straights

Ay ye yi

Playing on the beach all day!

This is the sandals Jamaican way!

This is a tropical paradise for gays!

We ain’t leaving any time no way!

Bum be bum (steel drums )

Ooo cruise into the the warm night

Enjoy the complimentary dinner buffet

The party boyz turn in for the night

The frogs begin too sing

The big beetles wings start to flap and ring

The boyz are about too drift off too sleep

Be bum bow

Dum de dum de dum

This isn’t the sound of a drum

It’s the thum of the Blackhawk Helicopters!

Oooo No !

Jamaican special forces begin the night raid

Oo Oo no

This big buff boyz bust down the doors

Flash bangs go off as Ryan grooms dong goes pop

The Jamaican commandos have the party boyz

Stripes down naked with with their huge nuts sacks all out

Ramming them up and down

Oo oh

In and out and in and out

No no

( steel drums)

Big mantis and cobra under cover agents

Oo no

You boys have made some Jamaican violations

Public intoxication!

Illegal fornication !

This is the end of your Vacation!

Take your your gay shit out Jamaica!

Bee bum dum dum

Oooo ya yay

There’s no gays in Montego bay

Ooooo ya yay no more in Montego Bay!

( steel drums)

If you wanna play on the beach all day

You gotta behave the Jamaican way

No silly straws and da coconut rum

And give girls that pearly cum

Ooo yeah

The boys are in jail for now

No more party’s and fun looks like this gay ship has sailed!

Oooo be bum no be bum

(Steel duma

Noooo Dee Dee doo do de da doo

Bum bum