(Steel drums)
Oh o oh o oh
Ya ya no uh o oh
( steel drums )
Come on boys!
De dum de dum de da da
Come on boys!
Do dum be bom bump
De boys are off on another adventure
De dum doh
Take off dem trousers
Ooo yoo ooo yoo
Slip on dem sandals
Oo yoo oo ya
Ryan groom checks the boys into the luxury resort
Ya ya be boom boop
Sandals Jamaica
“ a tropical paradise for boyz”
Ooo yo yo
(Steel drums )
Playing on the beach all day
Ahh yeah
But these boyz are gay
Oooooh no
Dee dum de dum
Coconut rum
Banana boats
Red stripe beer
These boys are queer
Ooooo yaaaa
Dum de dum
Ok now boys
Manager say
You boys can’t be here and be gay
Bum be bum
This is a sacred resort for straights
Ay ye yi
Playing on the beach all day!
This is the sandals Jamaican way!
This is a tropical paradise for gays!
We ain’t leaving any time no way!
Bum be bum (steel drums )
Ooo cruise into the the warm night
Enjoy the complimentary dinner buffet
The party boyz turn in for the night
The frogs begin too sing
The big beetles wings start to flap and ring
The boyz are about too drift off too sleep
Be bum bow
Dum de dum de dum
This isn’t the sound of a drum
It’s the thum of the Blackhawk Helicopters!
Oooo No !
Jamaican special forces begin the night raid
Oo Oo no
This big buff boyz bust down the doors
Flash bangs go off as Ryan grooms dong goes pop
The Jamaican commandos have the party boyz
Stripes down naked with with their huge nuts sacks all out
Ramming them up and down
Oo oh
In and out and in and out
No no
( steel drums)
Big mantis and cobra under cover agents
Oo no
You boys have made some Jamaican violations
Public intoxication!
Illegal fornication !
This is the end of your Vacation!
Take your your gay shit out Jamaica!
Bee bum dum dum
Oooo ya yay
There’s no gays in Montego bay
Ooooo ya yay no more in Montego Bay!
( steel drums)
If you wanna play on the beach all day
You gotta behave the Jamaican way
No silly straws and da coconut rum
And give girls that pearly cum
Ooo yeah
The boys are in jail for now
No more party’s and fun looks like this gay ship has sailed!
Oooo be bum no be bum
(Steel duma
Noooo Dee Dee doo do de da doo
Bum bum
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