Chumlee shut my Murphy bed, sat down to scratch my head
What could this day bring? It could be anything
Chumlee get the phone call, Chumlee gotta help them all
"GoGirl, we'll save the day, Chow will not get away"
It didn't take me long to find the ticking bomb
He took off in my Jeep, that Chow is such a creep
Chumlee gotta find a way to take down Chow one day
He pulled a neenja move, it got me to behoove
Hmm, you know what?
Ma-Maybe I too could be neenja
Chumlee want to be neenja
Chumlee want to be neenja
Chumlee want to chop, chop, chop Chow down
Take Chow down to Chinatown
Chumlee want to be neenja
Chumlee started training hard, Chumlee think I could go far
Chumlee am a natural, that's matter-of-factual
Chumlee learn to chop real hard, Chumlee fight with credit card
Chumlee use my nunchucks, even while feeding ducks
Chumlee throw my neenja star, oh, so very far
Chumlee do karate moves with a GoGirl groove
Chumlee learn my neenja kicks while watching Netflix
Chumlee try do everything like on the big screen
And you guys, you know what?
Chumlee might do it I might be a neenja soon
Chumlee gonna be neenja
Chumlee gonna be neenja
Chumlee gonna chop, chop, chop Chow down
Take Chow down to Chinatown
Chumlee gonna be neenja
Chumlee practice every day, Chumlee practice every way
Chumlee don't always do good, Chumlee really wish I could
Chumlee drink from sippy cup, you know chumlee won't give up
Chumlee gotta try my best, you can't expect no less
That Chow has not a clue, is too good to be true
Chumlee making progress, feels good, Chumlee must confess
Chumlee catch a flying tick with my chopstick
Chumlee take down anyone, hahaha, this is getting fun
Haha, you guys
Chumlee think I almost a neenja
Chumlee almost a neenja
Chumlee almost a neenja
Chumlee try to chop, chop, chop Chow down
Take Chow down to Chinatown
Chumlee almost a neenja
You guys, it's time
Chumlee traveled to the misty mountains of China (misty mountains)
Om
Chumlee meditate with the ancient Buddha of Asia
Gives me guidance
Chumlee hear the bells of ancient times
Chumlee meditate, Chumlee levitate, Chumlee elevate her soul
Her strength, it's coming
