[INTRO][Spoken]
Welcome to the Kennel Club of Bad Decisions…
Population click way too many bitches
[VERSE 1]
Whole pack sittin’ on a busted old couch,
Scrollin’ all day with a snack in they mouth.
Barkin’ online but they don’t go to town,
Big tough talk till the Wi-Fi goes down
Yellow lab got her nose where it don’t belong,
Sniffin’ everybody’s business all day long.
Covered in SHIT, still singin’ along,
Leader throws her scraps and she calls it a song.
[PRE-CHORUS]
Tail wag, brown nose, runnin’ in a line,
Chasin’ fake fame one lie at a time.
Nobody famous, nobody elite,
Just a pack of loud dogs barkin’ in the street.
[CHORUS]
Get up, bitch, get off that phone,(woof woof!)
Touch some grass, leave people alone.(woof woof!)
Animal Control got a file that grows,(woof woof!)
Everybody knows, everybody knows.(woof woof! AH HAHAHA… GRRRRRRRR..Woof! Ahhh hahaha..)
Get a job, bitch, report on time,
Quit livin’ online committin’ internet crimes.
Dreamin’ of stardom from a living room throne,
But the whole internet knows you’re all alone.(Ah hahaha.., )
OUR HEARTS BLEED. (Ah hahaha..)
[VERSE 2]
Watchin’ drama shows twelve hours straight,
Then makin’ new drama fueled by hate.
Talkin’ big stories that never check out,
Pack full of echoes just chasin’ clout.
Top dog struttin’ like a TV queen,
Sellin’ fantasy stories on a cracked phone screen.
Promises gold but delivers trash,
Yet the puppies come runnin’ back in a flash.
[PRE-CHORUS]
Round and round in the same old race,
Every bad idea got the same dog’s face.
Diggin’ holes while the ship goes down,
Still wearin’ imaginary crowns.
[CHORUS]
Get up, bitch, get off that phone,(woof woof!)
Touch some grass, leave people alone.(woof woof!)
Animal Control got a file that grows,(woof woof!)
Everybody knows, everybody knows.(Woof woof!) (AH HAHAHA…GGRRRRRRRR..woof! Ah hahahaha..)
Get a job, bitch, report on time,
Quit livin’ online committin’ internet crimes.
Dreamin’ of stardom from a living room throne,
But the whole internet knows you’re all alone.(Ah haha.. )OUR HEARTS BLEED..(AH HAHAHA..)
[BRIDGE]
McDonald’s dreamin’, burgers in sight,
6 Big Mac meals, every single night.
All that bark and all that noise,
Still gettin’ played like chew toys.
[OUTRO][Howling sounds ]
Pack of lazy bitches howlin’ at the moon,
Fifteen minutes late for fifteen minutes soon.
The circus is over, take a bow and make money at another ugly dog show.
Everybody’s laughin’ at this you know.
(AH HAHAHA..) DUMB BITCHES YOU’RE EUTHANIZED!!
