[Entry]
(fx: guitar hit, glitch effects, loading beep, update sound, heavy drum start)
[Verse 1]
I check my phone for a moment,
there it is, the mandatory component.
Always these updates, mostly junk,
why can't they build it right, not dump it sunk?
Pop-up messages, fake phone ads,
every warning drives me mad.
Things stop, they don't work,
another call to support, playing the jerk.
No answer, just a bot reply,
going in circles, a waste of life.
Give me silence, give me a break,
not another mini-update.
[Pre]
It starts so small, just a tiny sign,
a little pop-up says it's update time.
I try to ignore it, push it away,
but it keeps coming back to ruin my day.
[Chorus]
Update here, update there,
why oh why can't they just care?
It gets on my nerves, wasting precious time,
I wanted energy for a different climb.
Update, update, constant dread,
in the end, nothing works, everything's dead.
A sudden blue screen, I froze in place,
all my files flashed before my face.
[Verse 2]
Access denied, system freeze,
critical process interrupted,
performance corrupted.
Malfunction warning, error displayed,
needs correction, nothing gets saved.
I try to cancel, it comes back again,
right when I'm working, driving me insane.
Update sequence commencing,
hours until completion, energy low.
One more loading bar, nowhere to go,
I lose my patience, I nearly snap.
One more update, one more trap,
I'd throw this PC through the window frame.
Then suddenly it works again,
like nothing ever was to blame.
[Pre]
It starts so small, just a tiny sign,
a little pop-up says it's update time.
I try to ignore it, push it away,
but it keeps coming back to ruin my day.
[Chorus]
Update here, update there,
why oh why can't they just care?
It gets on my nerves, wasting precious time,
I wanted energy for a different climb.
Update, update, constant dread,
in the end, nothing works, everything's dead.
A sudden blue screen, I froze in place,
all my files flashed before my face.
[Bridge]
Time for a stream, I'm ready to play,
Sims 4 waiting, no time to delay.
Something breaks before the show,
menus open, nothing wants to go.
No time to fix this mess,
clicking around, more stress, not less.
Minutes gone, patience runs thin,
I only wanted the game to begin.
Then another time, I'm live on screen,
right in the middle of the stream.
What blocks the way? An update.
No, not now, not today.
I just want to play,
but it still won't run.
Not by me, not by fate,
the winner is the update.
I stare at the screen and wonder:
why this update?
[Final]
Update here, update there,
why oh why can't they just care?
It gets on my nerves, wasting precious time,
I wanted energy for a different climb.
Update, update, constant dread,
in the end, nothing works, everything's dead.
A sudden blue screen, I froze in place,
all my files flashed before my face.
[Outro]
Is this the end of technology?
Everything breaks down, one update at a time.
Error… error…
Was this progress, or just another broken update?
[End]
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