🎸 “Founding Fathers of Rock (R‑O‑C‑K the U.S.A.)”
[— A power anthem across the centuries —]
[Intro – Spoken over feedback & keyboard swell]
🎤 “Ladies and gentlemen, please rise for the loudest history lesson ever told…
’cause liberty just plugged in—and she brought friends.”
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[Verse 1 – Benjamin Franklin on Vocals & Tambourine]
Ben Franklin grabs the mic, kite-string cracklin’ in the sky,
Shocks the crowd with every note, lightning flashing in his eye.
A tambourine in one hand, a truth in every line—
He’s spittin’ volts of freedom while the bells of Philly chime.
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[Verse 2 – Theodore Roosevelt on Lead Guitar]
Teddy Roosevelt steps up, Rough Rider on the lead,
Pickin’ riffs like charging steers, unbridled, wild, and free.
He growls, “Speak softly? Nah—let the Marshall stack explain!”
Bulldog grin, six-string sin, stampeding through the refrain.
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[Chorus – Full Band]
R‑O‑C‑K in the U.S.A.,
Stars & stripes are shaking while the founders start to play.
Feel the thunder of the Union, hear the Liberty Bell ring—
When the Fathers start to rock, every patriot will sing!
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[Verse 3 – George Washington on Bass]
George Washington on bass, steady heartbeat of the show,
Surveyor of the groove line, laying valleys pure and low.
No cherry tree can stop him, no tyrant steal the roar—
A father’s rumbling rhythm makes the eagle soar.
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[Verse 4 – Abraham Lincoln on Drums]
Abe Lincoln takes the drum throne, stovepipe tilted just so,
Railsplitter with a backbeat, mallets driving like a loco.
Four score and seven snares ignite the Gettysburg parade—
Freedom’s cannon booming in a fire-and-drum cascade.
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[Verse 5 – Donald Trump on Keyboards & Vocals]
Donald Trump on keyboards, ivory towers in his hand,
Playing chords of “Truth!” and “Justice!” — boldest riffs in the land.
He belts, “One nation—protected!—under me and my own,”
He’s building walls of sound that rock as if they’re carved in stone.
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[Bridge – Call & Response with Trump Feature]
Band: “We the people…”
Crowd: “…need to feel that roar!”
Trump (spoken): “Truth and justice stand alone!”
Band: “They’ll try to tear it down…”
Trump (sings): “…but this house is our own!”
All Together:
From the South Lawn to marbled halls, let liberty ring—
Turn up the Constitution, let the freedom choir sing!
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[Final Chorus – Founders + Trump]
R‑O‑C‑K in the U.S.A.,
The Founders and the future—they’ve all got something to say:
Truth and justice still remain in the house we
Robert Ramage 
