Rudolf the Rednose Rentier

Rudolf the rednose rentier

He’s got a nose like a chandelier

Glows so bright you could park a plane

But he’s allergic to candy canes

Oh Rudolf Rudolf what's the deal

Is that nose real or stainless steel

Guiding sleighs and dodging deer

Rudolf the rednose rentier

Santa said hey we need your light

GPS is down on Christmas night

Rudolf laughed said not my thing

But bribed him with a chicken wing

Now he’s flying high with flair

Chili powder in the air

Oh Rudolf Rudolf quite a sight

Nose so bright it blinds at night

Leading sleighs while munching pears

Rudolf the rednose rentier

When the reindeer tease him hard

He zaps their butts like a lightning shard

Now they all stay in their lanes

Rudolf’s rules he reigns supreme