[Verse]
Scrolling like a chef, cooking up the right swipe
Profiles popping, man, this app my nightlife
Bio say "6'2", but they standing on a stool
Catfish swimming, but I’m diving in the pool
Phone buzzing, got a ping from a dude named Ray
He said "sup," I said "wyd," it’s the Grindr way
GPS love, hearts on a map display
Left or right, man, I’m lost but I’m tryna play
[Chorus]
Swipe, swipe, swipe, it’s the Grindr life
Looking for Mr. Right or Mr. One Night
Swipe, swipe, swipe, yeah, I’m feeling tight
It’s not love, but it’s alright
[Verse 2]
Profile pic flexing with a dog in the gym
He got abs, but the convo’s looking real slim
Sent a peach emoji, then he sent back a grin
Emoji wars now, I guess the thirst gon’ win
Met a guy named Chad, said he lived down the block
But his pic was giving GQ, his vibe was TikTok
Showed up, he was 5’3”, a literal shock
But hey, I’m here now, might as well unlock
[Pre-Chorus]
Endless taps, endless chats, man, I’m on a spree
Who needs Cupid when you got good ol' LTE?