🎺 OH, HERE COME THE monSTARS, MARCHING IN!
Crack a cold one — let the games begin!
Captain Mickey leads the way,
Tailgates K Lot every Saturday!
Pocket full of Dots, he steps to the tee,
Destroying golfers mercilessly!
MON-STARS! MON-STARS! RAISE ’EM HIGH!
K LOT BOYS ’TIL WE DIE!
Mickey leads and the Dots rain down—
THE monSTARS OWN THIS TOWN!
(Massive brass hit, cymbal crash, crowd screams: “MON-STAAAAARS!”)