Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Elaine keeps her lipstick sharp
And her judgments sharper still
At the local labour hall
She can freeze a room at will
She rolls her eyes at every note
When Gare-ain’t clears his throat
Says he’s all talk and paper cuts
And wears that cheap cologne
[Pre-Chorus]
She says, “He’s awful, he’s a joke”
By the copier on break
But when she hears his boots downstairs
Her hard face starts to shake
She folds her arms, she looks away
Like she’s too good to care
Then asks who’s staying after three
And fixes up her hair
[Chorus]
Elaine, Elaine, mean as rain
Talks that trash, says Gare-ain’t’s lame
(Oh, Gare-ain’t)
Elaine, Elaine, calls him names
Then laughs too hard when he walks in the frame
(That’s love, that’s shame)
She bites his back, she hides her flame
Elaine, Elaine, mean as rain
[Verse 2]
She says he’s awful in the kitchen
Awful in a chair
Awful with a clipboard
Awful with that stare
But she knows his coffee order
Knows the scar above his chin
Knows he leaves the last donut
When the room gets thin
[Pre-Chorus]
She says, “He’s awful, he’s a mess”
With a grin and a sigh
Then saves him from the worst of it
When votes go rolling by
She says she can’t stand Gare-ain’t
But she stands where he can see
And every time he says her name
She turns soft as she can be
[Chorus]
Elaine, Elaine, mean as rain
Talks that trash, says Gare-ain’t’s lame
(Oh, Gare-ain’t)
Elaine, Elaine, calls him names
Then laughs too hard when he walks in the frame
(That’s love, that’s shame)
She bites his back, she hides her flame
Elaine, Elaine, mean as rain
[Bridge]
Late one night, the lights gone low
She’s still parked by the door
Saying she’d never miss his voice
But she’s listening for more
He says, “Elaine, you coming?”
And she says, “Don’t be vain”
Then smiles into her folded hands
Like she’s already claimed
[Final Chorus]
Elaine, Elaine, mean as rain
Talks that trash, says Gare-ain’t’s lame
(Oh, Gare-ain’t)
Elaine, Elaine, calls him names
Then laughs too hard when he walks in the frame
(That’s love, that’s shame)
She bites his back, she hides her flame
Elaine, Elaine, mean as rain
Details
GeneratedJul 22, 2026
Duration3:35
LanguageEnglish
Style
Country-pop with a stomping mid-tempo groove, acoustic strums and handclaps in the verses, pre-chorus lifting with bass walkups and tense harmony swells, chorus opening wide with gang vocals on the name hook, a short bridge dropping to a lone guitar and dry vocal, then final chorus adding tambourine, pedal steel flourishes, and bright punchy mix with close-mic lead and sneaky background ad-libs.
Credits
Prompt byShinyCloud386
ModelAria v5.5
Prompt
Do a song about a mean woman called Elaine who hates the vice chair of meetings in the local labour group called Gare-ain’t and how she bitches behind his back that he’s awful but secretly loves him
