[Verse 1]
Cada ate my homework
Then the table
Then the chair
Stared at me like
"you’re welcome"
Crumbs all in her hair
Chewed through my left sneaker
Dragged it proudly down the hall
Tail like a helicopter
Zero brain cells
Standing tall
[Chorus]
Oh Cada
You dumb little legend
Chasing your tail like it’s something new every day
Oh Cada
My sweet tiny gremlin
How do you forget your own name halfway
Cada
Cada
Stay
Please don’t lick the paint again
[Verse 2]
Barked at her reflection
Backed away
Then charged the glass
Tripped over the carpet
Somehow wagging as she crashed
Sat inside her water bowl
Looking proud and slightly damp
Snored right through the thunder
Drooling on my phone and lamp
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
[low vocal register]
Everyone says "get a smarter pet"
But I’m the fool who’s smiling yet
’cause every dumb move
Knocks my bad day sideways
We’re both a little clueless
Stumbling through the highways
[Chorus]