(one! two! one! two! three! hey)
she's got her dark eyeliner under those baggy eyes
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nails done cause she loves to impress those guys
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her hair is as short as her lifespan
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and if you're lucky she won't take your man
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cause that stacy sue is trouble
she's brewing something up
always smells like pot and dark liquor
and if you take your time (time time)
she might just blow your mind
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she always wears a t-shirt
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her jeans, always ripped, and a big pitcher
of modello lite, the girls a fright
and if you keep her close
she'll give you a helluva night
cause that stacy sue is trouble
she's brewing something up
always smells like pot and dark liquor
and if you take your time (time time)
she might just blow your mind
and if you cross her path again
better watch your back and your head
she'll spread rumors around
make you wanna leave town
but you must not let her
kick you out, she can't do that
oh, and did i mention never to get her mad?
cause she will make your life a living hell
i'm just saying that girl is a witch filled with spells
don't think about doing anything opposite to what she says
it'll all benefit you in the end
just keep your eyes closed and mouth to yourself
like an item, you're in the back of the shelf
cause that stacy sue is trouble
she's brewing something up
always smells like pot and dark liquor
and if you take your time (time time)
she might just blow your mind
da da da da da da (hey!)