Fart Fiesta

[Intro]
Hey, here’s a story ‘bout a mighty toot
Loud and squeaky, we love to poot.
Here and there , we let 'em rip !
Feeling the rumbles, it's gonna drip. 

[Verse 1]
Grumble in the belly, then it slips out,
Silent but deadly, damn it's stout.
Pushing real hard, sometimes it’s wet,
Nothing like a fart, you can bet.


[Pre-Chorus]
Fart attack, it’s a gassy fact,
From a tiny squeak to a thunderclap,
All kinds of fumes under the stars,
Fart my song, wherever we are!

[Chorus]
Tooting and pooting, blowin’ in the wind,
From the silent to the loud, let the chaos begin,
Fart frenzy! No shame in this game,
We’re all just humans, with farts to our name!

[Bridge]
Poopy poppers, whoa, they make us grin,
The snicker spitters, let’s all join in,
From the bathroom blues to the midnight ride,
Fart symphony, let’s blow with pride!

[Outro]
So next time you feel that rumble in your gut,
Embrace the blast, don’t give a thought,
Farts are funny, raw, and free,
A rock ‘n’ roll ode, try not to pee!

Heavy metal song, electric guitar, drums, bass, vocals