Karma 4U

Intro

Yeah, I saw your name light up my phone

Six months later, boy, just leave me alone

You think I forgot, oh but I remember—

You were mean to my dog, how could I ever?

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Verse 1

I missed you the other day, but just for a minute

Then I replayed the truth—your lies were infinite

You thought you were slick, but karma’s on speed dial

And I’m sittin’ pretty, laughing all the while

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Pre-Chorus

No, I don’t hate you, but here’s what I pray:

Tiny little curses comin’ your way—

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Chorus

I hope you get diarrhea on your big date night

And aliens beam you up, probe your butt outta spite

May your luck run out when it’s time to perform

And your toe finds the table leg—oh, feel the storm

Step in dog poo barefoot, hat blows off your dome

Show that bald spot proudly, as you walk home

Hope a zit pops up on your butt, oh please—

But nothing too serious, just minor miseries

Ka ka ka Karma

Verse 2

You had the nerve to text, like we’re still friends

But I remember how the story ends

You spread your lies, tried to break my name

Now I’m glowing up while you’re stuck the same

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Pre-Chorus

No, I don’t hate you, but here’s what I pray:

Karma’s got a funny little game to play—

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Chorus

I hope you get diarrhea on your big date night

And aliens beam you up, probe your butt outta spite

May your luck run out when it’s time to perform

And your toe finds the table leg—oh, feel the storm

Step in dog poo barefoot, hat blows off your dome

Show that bald spot proudly, as you walk home

Hope a zit pops up on your butt, oh please—

But nothing too serious, just minor miseries

Ka ka ka Karma

Bridge

Don’t get it twisted, I’m doin’ just fine

Dancin’ with my freedom, and a glass of red wine

You lost the best, and the joke’s on you

Even my sweet dog never liked you too

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Chorus (Final)

I hope you get diarrhea on your big date night

And aliens beam you up, probe your butt outta spite

May your ego shrink when your luck runs dry

And your stubbed toe makes you almost cry

Step in dog poo barefoot, hat blows off your dome

Show that bald spot proudly, as you walk home

Hope a zit pops up on your butt, oh please—

But nothing too serious, just minor miseries

Ka ka ka Karma

Ko ko Karma

Outro

So keep your lies, your texts, your fake apologies

I’m too busy livin’ in my own peace

Yeah, my life is golden, I’m finally free—

Enjoy your karma, babe, courtesy of me.