Intro
Yeah, I saw your name light up my phone
Six months later, boy, just leave me alone
You think I forgot, oh but I remember—
You were mean to my dog, how could I ever?
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Verse 1
I missed you the other day, but just for a minute
Then I replayed the truth—your lies were infinite
You thought you were slick, but karma’s on speed dial
And I’m sittin’ pretty, laughing all the while
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Pre-Chorus
No, I don’t hate you, but here’s what I pray:
Tiny little curses comin’ your way—
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Chorus
I hope you get diarrhea on your big date night
And aliens beam you up, probe your butt outta spite
May your luck run out when it’s time to perform
And your toe finds the table leg—oh, feel the storm
Step in dog poo barefoot, hat blows off your dome
Show that bald spot proudly, as you walk home
Hope a zit pops up on your butt, oh please—
But nothing too serious, just minor miseries
Ka ka ka Karma
Verse 2
You had the nerve to text, like we’re still friends
But I remember how the story ends
You spread your lies, tried to break my name
Now I’m glowing up while you’re stuck the same
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Pre-Chorus
No, I don’t hate you, but here’s what I pray:
Karma’s got a funny little game to play—
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Chorus
I hope you get diarrhea on your big date night
And aliens beam you up, probe your butt outta spite
May your luck run out when it’s time to perform
And your toe finds the table leg—oh, feel the storm
Step in dog poo barefoot, hat blows off your dome
Show that bald spot proudly, as you walk home
Hope a zit pops up on your butt, oh please—
But nothing too serious, just minor miseries
Ka ka ka Karma
Bridge
Don’t get it twisted, I’m doin’ just fine
Dancin’ with my freedom, and a glass of red wine
You lost the best, and the joke’s on you
Even my sweet dog never liked you too
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Chorus (Final)
I hope you get diarrhea on your big date night
And aliens beam you up, probe your butt outta spite
May your ego shrink when your luck runs dry
And your stubbed toe makes you almost cry
Step in dog poo barefoot, hat blows off your dome
Show that bald spot proudly, as you walk home
Hope a zit pops up on your butt, oh please—
But nothing too serious, just minor miseries
Ka ka ka Karma
Ko ko Karma
Outro
So keep your lies, your texts, your fake apologies
I’m too busy livin’ in my own peace
Yeah, my life is golden, I’m finally free—
Enjoy your karma, babe, courtesy of me.