Paging Dr. Chazz

“Paging Dr. Chazz…

Paging Dr. Chazz…

Emergency on the dance floor.

Dr. Chazz, report to the DJ booth immediately.”

Club went cold, nobody moved

People standing round with nothing to do

DJ looked stressed, lights went dark

Then her voice hit loud through the speakers sharp

“Paging Dr. Chazz…

Dance floor has a pulse…

That’s when everybody hit the floor running

Bass kicked in and the walls start thumping

She said “left foot slide, now clap two times”

Whole crowd locked right into the vibe

[Female] “Paging Dr. Chazz…”

Bring that rhythm back to life

Hands up high, move side to side

If the beat gets weak, don’t let it crash

Dance floor saved by Doctor Chazz

[Female] “Paging Dr. Chazz…”

Drop down low then bounce right back

Three quick stomps to the bass attack

Wave those arms when the lights all flash

Everybody moving for Doctor Chazz

She called instructions over the sound

“Turn one time then touch the ground”

Back row woke up, front row jumped

Now the whole club shaking like a thunder drum

“Paging Dr. Chazz…”

People two-stepping all over the place

Big smiles glowing under basswave haze

From the bar to the walls to the neon sign

Everybody dancing in perfect time

“Doctor Chazz to the dance floor… stat.”

Clap-clap now slide real fast

Bring that energy, make it last

When the beat drops hard and the kick goes smash

Whole room revived by Doctor Chazz

[Female] “Paging Dr. Chazz…

You did it again

Party saved

Patients raved

No more standing around tonight

Everybody moving under flashing lights

Jump with the beat when the sirens blast

Dance floor healed by Doctor Chazz