Bitch

(Pre-Chorus)

He’s winkin’ and pointin’, thinks he’s so slick,

But the girls just laugh at his tired old tricks.(Chorus)

Oh, Barbie Bitch, you’re a plastic disgrace,

Chasin’ every skirt with that smug little face.

Your lines are as weak as your dollar-store charm,

Barbie Bitch, you’re just settin’ off alarms!(Verse 2)

He’s quotin’ bad movies, thinks he’s so smooth,

But his pickup lines never seem to improve.

“Hey baby, you French? ‘Cause Eiffel for you,”

The girls roll their eyes, say, “Dude, we’re so through!”(Pre-Chorus)

He’s posin’ and flexin’, thinks he’s the man,

But he’s just a Ken in a spray-tan plan.(Chorus)

Oh, Barbie Bitch, you’re a plastic disgrace,

Chasin’ every skirt with that smug little face.

Your lines are as weak as your dollar-store charm,

Barbie Bitch, you’re just settin’ off alarms!(Bridge)

He’s got no game, but he’s swingin’ for the fences,

Thinks he’s a king, but he’s lackin’ all senses.

The ladies are dodgin’ his creepy advance,

Barbie Bitch, you ain’t got a chance!(Chorus)

Oh, Barbie Bitch, you’re a plastic disgrace,

Chasin’ every skirt with that smug little face.

Your lines are as weak as your dollar-store charm,

Barbie Bitch, you’re just settin’ off alarms!(Outro)

So take your fake swagger and head for the door,

The ladies ain’t buyin’ what you’re sellin’ no more.

Barbie Bitch, it’s time to admit,

Your game’s played out, and you’re done with this hit!