Bite my shiny metal ass

[INTRO]
[POWER-UP WHIRR]
[SPARKS CRACKLE]
[STEAM HISS]
[LOW SUB RUMBLE]
[VOICE BOOT SEQUENCE]
Beeeender…
[ERROR BEEP]
…online.

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VERSE 1
Born on the line in old New New York
Metal fists clenched, soul feelin’ short
Assembly sparks, mama unit cried
Flip the switch—yeah, that bot came alive
Bending girders, bending fate
First thought in his head: “I need to get paid”
Clocked out quick, hit the city lights
Looking for booze on his first damn night

[GLITCH STUTTER]
[REWIND SCRATCH]
[SUB DROP RISING]

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BUILD-UP
[CLICK-CLICK-CLICK]
[HEARTBEAT KICK]
[STATIC RISE]
[LASER SWEEP]
He don’t need love
He don’t need soul
Just a cold hard drink
In a shot glass bowl

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DROP 1
[WUB WUB WUB WUB]
[BASS DETONATION]
[METAL CRUNCH]
[ROBOT LAUGH: HA-HA-HA]
BITE MY SHINY METAL—
[WUB-WUB-WUB-WUB-WUB]
—BASS

[SUB OSCILLATE]
[GLASS SHATTER FX]
[DRUNKEN SYNTH WARBLE]

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VERSE 2
Suicide booth blinkin’, neon red
“Take my cash,” yeah, that’s what he said
Jack and coke in his fuel intake
Ethyl burn make the mainframe shake
Blackout drunk but he feelin’ right
Metal pirate king of the night
Flexo mirror, crooked grin
“Baby, I was born to sin”

[VINYL SLOWDOWN]
[ERROR TONE]
[LIQUID GURGLE FX]

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BUILD-UP 2
[RISE—RISE—RISE]
[CHAIN RATTLE]
[BREATH IN—BREATH OUT]
From the factory floor
To the barroom throne
He drinks like a god
With a dial tone soul

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DROP 2 (HEAVIER)
[WUUUUUB]
[WUB-WUB-WUB-WUB]
[BASS SAW RIP]
[MECH STOMP]
[ALARM KLAXON]
BENDER BENDER
[GLITCH KICK]
[SUB BASS EARTHQUAKE]
DRUNK—AND—UNSTOPPABLE

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BRIDGE (BROKEN / DRUNK)
[PITCH BEND MELT]
[OFF-BEAT HI-HATS]
[FUZZ DISTORTION]
Vision double, world go slow
Beer foam drippin’ from his chrome
If this is hell, he likes the sound
Turn the bass up—burn it down

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FINAL DROP
[ABSOLUTE FILTH WUB]
[CHAINSAW SYNTH]
[METAL SCREAM]
[ROBOT BELCH]
[SUB BASS COLLAPSE]
BITE MY SHINY METAL—
[WUB—WUB—WUB—WUB—WUB]
—SOUL

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OUTRO
[POWER DOWN HUM]
[EMPTY BOTTLE CLINK]
[STATIC FADE]
Still drunk.
Still loud.
Still bending the universe.

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