Catastrophe on the highway

[Verse]
Found her crying in the alley one dark night
Skin and bones she was a pitiful sight
Tucked her in my jacket thought I'd save her life
Little did I know she'd cause me so much strife
[Verse 2]
Took her in the truck to get her checked and fine
She was purring loud like she'd had too much wine
Out of nowhere claws and fur began to fly
Swerved to dodge a mailbox kissed the ditch goodbye
[Chorus]
Cat chaos on the highway oh what a scene
A furry tornado where my truck had been
She jumped on my shoulder thought she'd take the wheel
Now I'm stuck explaining how this wreck feels
[Verse 3]
Tow truck guy was laughing as he shook his head
Said he'd seen it all but this topped it instead
A mangy cat with eyes that gleamed like molten lead
Wreaking havoc leaving my truck for dead
[Bridge]
At the vet they chuckled patched her little paw
Said I had a story rare as hen's teeth raw
I just shook my head and gave a weary sigh
She's a little menace but I can't say goodbye
[Chorus]
Cat chaos on the highway oh what a scene
A furry tornado where my truck had been
She jumped on my shoulder thought she'd take the wheel
Now I'm stuck explaining how this wreck feels

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