ladys and gentlemen,boys and girls welcome to the game show no homo I'm your host the shit happens when you party naked the one man dream team and always at attention I am buck naked ok we have our players so let's get to know them ok from parts unknown but he's into diapers and likes them full give a hand up to Ralf ok player two is from elko and is married but we think he sucks a dick for wooden nickels give it up for the mister.gummer todd now player three he's kilnda well strange but hey who's not right well he's from elkford and his name Jeff but everyone calls him Jeffy pop why's that Jeff cause old lady's love to suck my dirty dick ok wow that's about fucking enuff ok first round is how can I pick that up well you can't use your hands and you got to walk it ten feet you do that you move on you can't then you lose ok ready so Ralf steppes up and what's he do are you kidding me I guess not he hooped it and moon walking his way there wow I guess he's trying to eat a apple A day even though it's a pine apple any way player picks it up with his feet and walks it with his hand Jeff's up and what is this hes staping his hard stiff cock into a pineapple are you kidding me like fuck that any way judges ruled Jeff out as he's got disqualified for violating a fruit cock tale so your winners are todd and Ralf ok guys are you in the next found ok this round it's call what's in my mouth ok todd you step up move closer to the glory hole now go then some time later todd whips his mouth a horse cock no I'm afraid that's wrong ok it's Ralf turn if he doesn't do it then todd you win and what's he wins a year worth going to the sperm banks for a free and you get five cups a day of warm man milk ok player two show us what you going to do what's this guy's going for the butt pineapple butt crunch oh man why the fuck but Ralf wins sorry tod I guess it's back for sucking dick for bus fair and walking home better get started ok Ralf we got five dirty diapers in front of you and if you can organize them in order of time and smell or even taste get the right order then you win well I can't fucking believe my eyes and nose Ralf you did it what's your secret well buck I been doing it for years well it shows Ralf congrats your are champion go get your price well that's it for this show of no homo I'm your host you want to party with or come to one of my grand orgys were I'm in a sea of tites and my balls are hitting the floor and remember if the chick is that ugly put a flag on her face do her for your country and if she even uglyer bend her over doggy style you don't have to see her face and you both can watch me on TV good night folks and remember stay tuned for next week this is buck naked saying good night a peace out
