Month

[Rhyme verse] I'm going to punch myself in the face a whole bunch if I can't rhyme with his word month I should be eating this word for lunch it should be in my mouth right now going

Crunch crunch

Step out front confront this blunt inhale that shit until I grunt then go message this cute Chinese chick with a nice butt see if she wants to party tell her I have a bottle of Bacardi can't wait to see this chick she has a body like a Barbie the only problem is I can't find the damn car key where did I put that darn thing finally found it but now the car isn't starting

Now i want to Uber just so I can go and shoot her but after I toot and boot her

Now i want to Uber just so I can go and shoot her but after I toot and boot her i should have stayed home and downloaded porn on my computer

[Rhyme Verse] its 8AM hanging out with an ALIEN got bored so I ate HIM and you all need to stop complaining be thankful your not ukrainian with a russian sniper pointed at your cranium