(Intro)
[Upbeat pop-punk guitar riff]
[Deep guttural yell]
(Verse 1)
Preheat the oven to four hundred degrees
Of pure unfiltered sugary rage
Sift the flour and the dark despair
A recipe for chaos beyond compare
Vanilla essence and a tear of pain
Mix it up again and again
Sprinkle in some rainbow-colored spite
And bake until the kitchen's burning bright
(Pre-Chorus)
This batter's thick with vengeance
A sweet and deadly promise
The frosting is a weapon
You won't see coming
(Chorus)
Cupcake carnage sugar sweet
A deadly little tasty treat
Cupcake carnage on your plate
Seal your delicious fate
One bite and you will understand
The fury of my pastry hand
Cupcake carnage
(Verse 2)
Cherry bombs hidden in the cream
Fulfilling every nightmare dream
The sprinkles are like shattered glass
A culinary coup de grace
I serve it up with a cute little bow
And a psychotic giggle don't you know
Eat it all up don't you dare refuse
You have nothing left to lose
(Pre-Chorus)
This batter's thick with vengeance
A sweet and deadly promise
The frosting is a weapon
You won't see coming
(Chorus)
Cupcake carnage sugar sweet
A deadly little tasty treat
Cupcake carnage on your plate
Seal your delicious fate
One bite and you will understand
The fury of my pastry hand
Cupcake carnage
(Bridge)
You called me sweet you called me nice
A harmless little bit of spice
But sugar burns and frosting cuts
I'm closing up the bakery shut
(Breakdown)
EAT
EAT IT ALL
SWEET OBLIVION
CHOCOLATE COFFIN
[Heavy chugging riff with pinch harmonics]
(Guitar Solo)
[Chaotic and shreddy solo with a melodic sweep-picked section]
(Outro Chorus)
Cupcake carnage sugar sweet
A deadly little tasty treat
Cupcake carnage on your plate
Seal your delicious fate
One bite and you will understand
The fury of my pastry hand
Cupcake carnage
(Outro)
[Voice becomes very cute and high-pitched]
Thanks for coming to my tea party
[Manic laughter fading into a final power chord]