[Intro, Sleigh bells jingling]
Oh, gather ‘round the fire, friends, come warm your chilly hands,
And hear the tale of Preston — the Frozen Man!
[Verse 1]
Preston the Frozen Man, was a jolly ol’ winter foe,
With a nose so red and his breath all steam,
He’d shiver in the snow!
He said, “I hate this icy breeze! It chills me to my soul!”
He’d bundle up in fourteen coats, but still he’d lose control!
[Chorus, Cheerful Horns]
Oh, Preston the Frozen Man,
Can’t stand the winter air!
He dreams of beaches, sunny lands,
With warmth just everywhere!
Oh, Preston the Frozen Man,
He’s trembling all day long,
He says, “To heck with ice and sleet,
Let’s sing a summer song!”
[Verse 2]
Now the kids all laugh when he goes out,
He’s wrapped up head to toe,
You can’t see Preston’s face at all —
He’s buried in the snow!
He tried to sip his cocoa cup,
But his hands began to shake,
And when he sneezed, oh mercy me,
He caused a small snowquake!
[Chorus, Swing Beat Builds]
Oh, Preston the Frozen Man,
He’s frosty through and through,
His fingers click like icicles,
His lips are turning blue!
Oh, Preston the Frozen Man,
He dreams of warmth and tan,
But every time December hits,
He’s a walking icebox man!
[Bridge, Jazzy piano break]
[Warming fire crackles]
“Oh Santa, hear my plea tonight,”
Said Preston with a groan,
“Forget the gifts, forget the lights —
Just turn my heater on!”
[Chorus, Full band & sleigh bells]
Oh, Preston the Frozen Man,
A legend in the chill,
He’ll never love that winter frost —
But we all love him still!
Oh, Preston the Frozen Man,
He shivers as he stands,
But deep inside his frosty heart,
He’s the warmest in the land!
[Outro, Slow fade with bells]
So if you see him trembling,
Don’t laugh, just lend a hand,
And help to thaw our Preston,
The brave ol’ Frozen Man!
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