Whiskey and women

[Verse 1]
Woke up wearin’ one boot
And a Mardi Gras bead
Phone says I got married
To someone named “Tennessee”
My truck’s in a yard
That I don’t recognize
Dog’s in the front seat
Wearin’ my favorite tie
[Chorus]
Whiskey and women, what could go wrong?
That’s the title of my life and my least favorite song
Every bad decision, I just tag along
Whiskey and women, what could go wrong?
(hey, pour it again)
Whiskey and women, what could go wrong?
[Verse 2]
My ex is textin’ “miss ya”
My new one texts “we’re through”
The bartender screenshotted
Every promise I blew
My credit card’s smokin’
From that “one last round”
Even my mama sent
A prayer and a frown
[Chorus]
Whiskey and women, what could go wrong?
That’s the title of my life and my least favorite song
Every bad decision, I just tag along
Whiskey and women, what could go wrong?
(oh, play my mistake)
Whiskey and women, what could go wrong?
[Bridge]
Someday I’ll settle down
Find a quiet little place
Trade this hangover halo
For a sensible face
But till that day finds me
At some point past dawn
I’ll keep askin’ that question
You’re all singin’ along
[Chorus]
Whiskey and women, what could go wrong?
That’s the title of my life and my least favorite song
Every bad decision, I just tag along
Whiskey and women, what could go wrong?
(one more time now)
Whiskey and women, what could go wrong?

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