Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Woke up wearin’ one boot
And a Mardi Gras bead
Phone says I got married
To someone named “Tennessee”
My truck’s in a yard
That I don’t recognize
Dog’s in the front seat
Wearin’ my favorite tie
[Chorus]
Whiskey and women, what could go wrong?
That’s the title of my life and my least favorite song
Every bad decision, I just tag along
Whiskey and women, what could go wrong?
(hey, pour it again)
Whiskey and women, what could go wrong?
[Verse 2]
My ex is textin’ “miss ya”
My new one texts “we’re through”
The bartender screenshotted
Every promise I blew
My credit card’s smokin’
From that “one last round”
Even my mama sent
A prayer and a frown
[Chorus]
Whiskey and women, what could go wrong?
That’s the title of my life and my least favorite song
Every bad decision, I just tag along
Whiskey and women, what could go wrong?
(oh, play my mistake)
Whiskey and women, what could go wrong?
[Bridge]
Someday I’ll settle down
Find a quiet little place
Trade this hangover halo
For a sensible face
But till that day finds me
At some point past dawn
I’ll keep askin’ that question
You’re all singin’ along
[Chorus]
Whiskey and women, what could go wrong?
That’s the title of my life and my least favorite song
Every bad decision, I just tag along
Whiskey and women, what could go wrong?
(one more time now)
Whiskey and women, what could go wrong?
Style
upbeat country
Credits
Prompt byShinyFlash223
GeneratedMar 1, 2026
ModelAria v5