Cracker Barrel Woke

Intro

Cracker Barrel, Sunday vibe

Now the logo starts a fight online

Verse 1

Biscuits hot, gravy flow

Logo changed and the comments blow

Rockin’ chairs in a neon glow

Grandma saying, “I don’t know”

Pre-Chorus

I came for pancakes, love, and pie

Now it’s culture war in the country sky

Grandpa crying in his sweet tea glass

“Old America’s fading fast”

Chorus (Hook)

Crack, crack, Cracker Barrel woke

Logo drop got the whole world broke

Crack, crack, Cracker Barrel woke

Country breakfast turned into a joke

Verse 2

Gift shop memes, Facebook rage

Hash brown hearts on a viral page

Cornbread wars in the comment zone

Even comfort food can’t stay home

Pre-Chorus

I came for pancakes, love, and pie

Now it’s culture war in the country sky

Grandpa crying in his sweet tea glass

“Old America’s fading fast”

Chorus (Hook)

Crack, crack, Cracker Barrel woke

Logo drop got the whole world broke

Crack, crack, Cracker Barrel woke

Country breakfast turned into a joke

Bridge (chant style)

Pancakes up, red states down

Logo fight in a small town

Hash browns hot, cancel cold

Cracker Barrel breaking old

Chorus (Hook)

Crack, crack, Cracker Barrel woke

Logo drop got the whole world broke

Crack, crack, Cracker Barrel woke

Now the biscuits broke, broke, broke

Outro

Next thing you know, they’ll ban the peg game