Verse 1
Summer night in San Diego,
First pitch under the lights,
The Padres housed on the first base side,
Everything feels right.
Don’s calling every fastball,
Smooth as a radio king,
Then Mud goes off on some tangent,
And forgets the whole darn thing.
Talking baseball, talking food,
Talking fishing on the bay,
You never know what’s coming next,
But that’s why everybody stays.
Pre-Chorus
That pitch was on the corner,
“The corner of 13th and K,”
The crowd begins to rise,
All down by way of K.
Chorus
Don and Mud,
Mud and Don,
Keeping Padres baseball rolling on,
“Santa Maria!” fills the sky,
As another baseball starts to fly.
Don and Mud,
Mud and Don,
Making every game feel like home,
A sea of San Dee-A-Gans on their feet,
Slap some cheese on it!
Slap some cheese on it!
Petco’s singing right along.
Verse 2
Mud’s telling stories from the old days,
Don’s heard them all before,
The Mini Yacht’s waiting on the bay,
But there’s baseball left in store.
We just need a bloop and a blast,
To get this rally started right,
Forty thousand fans believing
This could be our night.
Bridge
Our adorable little second baseman
Makes another diving play,
“He’s putting on a tutorial out there,”
Mud says along the way.
The tension’s building inning by inning,
The crowd begins to sway,
Then Don jumps out of his seat and shouts,
“You can hang a star on that baby!”
Santa Maria!
Petco comes alive,
A sea of San Dee-A-Gans
Raising voices to the sky.
Breakdown
Slap some cheese on it!
(Hey!)
Slap some cheese on it!
(Hey!)
The Mini Yacht’s waiting,
But we’re not leaving yet!
Slap some cheese on it!
(Hey!)
The Padres housed on the first base side,
And the whole park’s singing tonight!
Final Chorus
Don and Mud,
Mud and Don,
The soundtrack when the season’s on,
Through every win and every loss,
They’ve been there all along.
Don and Mud,
Mud and Don,
Making every game feel like home,
A sea of San Dee-A-Gans on their feet,
Slap some cheese on it!
Slap some cheese on it!
Outro
The corner of 13th and K,
The Mini Yacht out on the bay,
A sea of San Dee-A-Gans,
All down by way of K.
Don and Mud…
Mud and Don…
Santa Maria.