A pirate's life for me

[Verse1]Being a pirate is not as glamourous or adventurous as you might think, there are no jacksparrows, or heros on these ships, Hardly ever seeing treasure or any gold to hold. You just survive the sea, sometimes drink your own pee, and pray you die fast before you get old.

[Chorus]The swords that we had all rusted and dull, each day eating rotted meat starving to keep our bellys full. There are no beautiful woman to kiss or to even talk to at all, you find no joy in wacking off, when you're sleeping in a hammock that smells like dirty balls.

[Verse2]ohhhh HHH hoy matey cast the sails, the wind blows from the west, yo ho the captain is calling you below deck, putting the cabin boy to test. "Garrrrhhh I'm feeling a wee bit horny, and me balls are turning blue, fetch me my cabin boy, and see what that mouth can do"

[Bridge]We all hate this fucking ship, as the sun burns my skin, shitting in buckets again and again, This pirate life is sad and cold, but this is my story, the truth will be told.

[Verse3]Rotting teeth and clothes with holes, infected wounds, disease spreads fast, when the whole crew is dying from scurvy, the ship smells like fish and ass. Being a pirate is not as glamourous or adventurous as you might think, there are no jacksparrows, or heros on these ships, Hardly ever seeing treasure or any gold to hold.

[Chorus]You just survive the sea, sometimes drink your own pee, and pray you die fast before you get old. The swords that we had all rusted and dull, each day eating rotted meat starving to keep our bellys full. There are no beautiful woman to kiss or to even talk to at all, you find no joy in wacking off, when you're sleeping in a hammock that smells like dirty balls.

[Verse4]ohhhh HHH hoy matey cast the sails, the wind blows from the west, yo ho the captain is calling you below deck, putting the cabin boy to test. "Garrrrhhh I'm feeling a wee bit horny, and me balls are turning blue, fetch me my cabin boy, and see what that mouth can do"

[Bridge]We all hate this fucking ship, as the sun burns my skin, shitting in buckets again and again, This pirate life is sad and cold, but this is my story, the truth will be told.

[Verse5]Rotting teeth and clothes with holes, infected wounds, disease spreads fast, when the whole crew is dying from scurvy, the ship smells like fish and ass.

[Outro]So when they tall ya it a pirates life for me, remember that before you choose a life out at sea, you never see no booty, you don't see land .your skin feels like leather, it's always rainy weather,No glory, no gold, just a pirate left alone dying lonley and old.