[Verse 1]
Walk in the spot like “here we go”
Russ got that look, that movie pose
Smile so slick, that danger glow
Every ex of his still checking phones
Ari pull up, laugh too loud
Turn any bad day into a crowd
Take your heartbreak, flip it upside down
Got you wheezing, folded on the couch
[Chorus]
It’s Russ & Ari, certified menace (hey!)
Leaving hearts on read like it’s tennis
One too smooth, one too funny
Turn your little soft life into something muddy
If you see us on your way, better pray for you
‘Cause we don’t miss, we don’t play, that’s the ugly truth
Russ & Ari, certified menace
You ain’t ready for this friendship energy (yeah)
[Verse 2]
Russ in the mirror like “still got it”
Button half done, yeah, he flaunt it
Eyes say “trouble,” lips say “stop it”
Body say “ride it like you bought it” (oh yeah)
Ari in sweats, still main event
Turn broke jokes into paying rent
Take your trauma, roast it, then repent
You’ll be healed before you know what it meant
[Chorus]
It’s Russ & Ari, certified menace (woo!)
Leaving hearts on read like it’s tennis
One too smooth, one too funny
Turn your little soft life into something muddy
If you see us on your way, better pray for you
‘Cause we don’t miss, we don’t play, that’s the ugly truth
Russ & Ari, certified menace
You ain’t ready for this friendship energy (nah)
[Bridge]
Russ got ‘em blushing in the back row
Ari got ‘em crying from a bad joke
Put us in a group chat? That’s a bad code
You gon’ fall in love and get dragged though (dragged though)
Two best mates with a body count
Of broken DMs we don’t talk about
If you meet one, you meet the whole amount
Come correct or you’re getting clowned (hey!)
[Chorus]
It’s Russ & Ari, certified menace
Leaving hearts on read like it’s tennis
One too smooth, one too funny
Turn your little soft life into something muddy
If you see us on your way, better pray for you
‘Cause we don’t miss, we don’t play, that’s the ugly truth
Russ & Ari, certified menace
You ain’t ready for this friendship energy (Russ & Ari)
You ain’t ready for this friendship energy (oh yeah)