[Intro]
Oh no…
Lord, not today…
Why did I eat that extra hot sauce?
[Verse 1]
I was feeling good about an hour ago,
Now I’m making a sprint down the hallway slow.
One hand on my stomach, one hand on the wall,
Praying that I make it before I fall.
Bathroom door closed just in time,
Now I’m questioning every life decision of mine.
Phone on one percent, nowhere to go,
I’m fighting for my life on this porcelain throne.
[Pre-Chorus]
Somebody save me…
Bring me some water…
And don’t you knock…
‘Cause I’m not coming out.
[Hook]
I’m locked in the bathroom,
Fighting for my life.
Thought it was just dinner,
Now it’s an all-night ride.
Tell my family I love ‘em,
If I don’t survive.
I’m making peace…
With this porcelain life.
[Verse 2]
My legs done fell asleep, I can’t even stand,
Toilet paper disappearing faster than I planned.
Every five minutes I say, “This is the end,”
Then my stomach says, “Here we go again.”
I swear if I make it out alive,
I’m leaving spicy food behind.
No more double portions after ten,
‘Cause I can’t go through this again.
[Bridge]
Never trust a meal…
That tastes too good.
Sometimes happiness…
Comes with consequences.
[Final Hook]
I’m locked in the bathroom,
This throne won’t let me leave.
The only thing I’m holding now…
Is my dignity.
When I finally walk outside,
I’ll kiss the ground with pride.
But until then…
This bathroom is where I reside.
[Outro]
Next time…
I’m ordering the salad…
I’m locked in the bathroom,
This throne won’t let me leave.
The only thing I’m holding now…
Is my dignity.
When I finally walk outside,
I’ll kiss the ground with pride.
But until then…
This bathroom is where I reside.
I’m locked in the bathroom,
This throne won’t let me leave.
The only thing I’m holding now…
Is my dignity.
When I finally walk outside,
I’ll kiss the ground with pride.
But until then…
This bathroom is where I reside.
And all this time i Don’t even have a spray it’s stinks damn
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