Verse 1)
My fridge is empty, my stomach's a drum,
My wallet's an echo, the war has now come!
No mercy here, no forgiveness at all,
'Cause at Lidl for promos, everyone answers the call!
Armor on, eyes ablaze with a fight,
Today's battle for bread, with all of my might!
(Pre-Chorus)
Screams, sweat, and tears, the queue's like a wall,
But I won't back down, 'cause this bounty's for all!
(Chorus)
Oh, Lidl! War is Here! Fighting for cheese!
In shopping cart chaos, old folks fall to their knees!
Grab that discount, snatch the bread from their hand!
Lidl! Bloody Paradise! Fighting for a better land!
(Verse 2)
I charge through the crowd, like a wrecking ball's might,
Tomatoes are flying, the cashier's in fright!
My eyes on the price, my goal clear and true,
The last packaged sausage, I'm coming for you!
An old lady screams, "It's mine! For years it's been so!"
But I've got it already, this Lidl's precious glow!
(Pre-Chorus)
Screams, sweat, and tears, the queue's like a wall,
But I won't back down, 'cause this bounty's for all!
(Chorus)
Oh, Lidl! War is Here! Fighting for cheese!
In shopping cart chaos, old folks fall to their knees!
Grab that discount, snatch the bread from their hand!
Lidl! Bloody Paradise! Fighting for a better land!
(Bridge)
Weekly offers! They bring us to the ground!
The meat cooler's madness, no sanity's found!
Elbows and fists, it's all part of the plan,
Whoever gets there first, that's Lidl's true clan!
No mercy given! Fight till your last breath!
'Cause everyone here wants to conquer their death!
(Chorus)
Oh, Lidl! War is Here! Fighting for cheese!
In shopping cart chaos, old folks fall to their knees!
Grab that discount, snatch the bread from their hand!
Lidl! Bloody Paradise! Fighting for a better land!
