Robinson remedy

​(Verse 1)

You went to see the doctor 'cause your tummy’s in a knot

You need a double-screening for the symptoms that you got

You called the medical aid just to see what they would pay

But they said, "In a hospital? No way, not today!"

They want a huge co-payment, or they’ll leave you in the lurch

Leaving you to do a desperate Google search!

​(Pre-Chorus)

Don't you panic, don't you cry

Don't let that hospital bill fly high

There’s a loophole, there’s a way

To get your checkup done today!

​(Chorus)

We’ve got the Robinson Rooms—it’s the place to be!

For your gastroscopy and colonoscopy!

The medical aid says "Yes!" when you walk through our door

Because we’ve got the facilities you’re looking for!

Skip the hospital drama, skip the heavy fees

Come to Robinson Rooms and put your mind at ease!

​(Verse 2)

You don’t need a big ward or a giant waiting hall

To get a tiny camera to see it... well, see it all!

We’ve got the tech, we’ve got the staff, we’ve got the expert care

And your medical aid is happy that you’re right here in our chair

No "out-of-network" nightmares, no surprises in the mail

Just a smooth procedure that is never gonna fail.

​(Bridge)

(Spoken with a beat)

Hospital? Denied.

Co-payment? Too high.

But Robinson Rooms?

Approved!

(Hee-hee! Shamone!)

​(Chorus)

Yeah, the Robinson Rooms—it’s the place to be!

For your gastroscopy and colonoscopy!

The medical aid says "Yes!" when you walk through our door

Because we’ve got the facilities you’re looking for!

​(Outro)

So book your appointment, don't wait another day

We’ve got the rooms where the medical aid will pay!

(At the Robinson Rooms...)

Yeah, we're open for business!

(Fade out with a funky bass line)