(Verse 1)
You went to see the doctor 'cause your tummy’s in a knot
You need a double-screening for the symptoms that you got
You called the medical aid just to see what they would pay
But they said, "In a hospital? No way, not today!"
They want a huge co-payment, or they’ll leave you in the lurch
Leaving you to do a desperate Google search!
(Pre-Chorus)
Don't you panic, don't you cry
Don't let that hospital bill fly high
There’s a loophole, there’s a way
To get your checkup done today!
(Chorus)
We’ve got the Robinson Rooms—it’s the place to be!
For your gastroscopy and colonoscopy!
The medical aid says "Yes!" when you walk through our door
Because we’ve got the facilities you’re looking for!
Skip the hospital drama, skip the heavy fees
Come to Robinson Rooms and put your mind at ease!
(Verse 2)
You don’t need a big ward or a giant waiting hall
To get a tiny camera to see it... well, see it all!
We’ve got the tech, we’ve got the staff, we’ve got the expert care
And your medical aid is happy that you’re right here in our chair
No "out-of-network" nightmares, no surprises in the mail
Just a smooth procedure that is never gonna fail.
(Bridge)
(Spoken with a beat)
Hospital? Denied.
Co-payment? Too high.
But Robinson Rooms?
Approved!
(Hee-hee! Shamone!)
(Chorus)
Yeah, the Robinson Rooms—it’s the place to be!
For your gastroscopy and colonoscopy!
The medical aid says "Yes!" when you walk through our door
Because we’ve got the facilities you’re looking for!
(Outro)
So book your appointment, don't wait another day
We’ve got the rooms where the medical aid will pay!
(At the Robinson Rooms...)
Yeah, we're open for business!
(Fade out with a funky bass line)