Heated Hamster

I just put my hamster in the microwave

Yeah, I just put my hamster in the microwave

I wonder if he’s OK in there

I was just making my hot pocket

It’s probably warm in there

He keeps spinning around

On the plate in the microwave

Not safe and sound

My hamster hates me now

My girlfriend says I’m a psycho

But little does she know?

I’ll throw her in there too

(melody)

I just put my hamster in the microwave

Yeah, I just put my hamster in the microwave

I wonder if he’s OK in there

I was just making my hot pocket

It’s almost the end of the song now

Please say goodbye to my hamster

He won’t last very long in there

So say your last goodbye

Oh no, the microwave just exploded

Into tiny little pieces

Is my hamster OK?

No, he’s also in pieces

It is the end of this song

For real this time

So I think we all learned what we needed to learn

Always put your hamster in the microwave